You can call me Dice-sensei or Dice-Bastard, whichever you like.

[nodice]

 
There you have it, straight from the anime, all you need to know about the guy I am bringing in.
 

This is Luna, player of Megumi Mamakari, that hair-over-eye chick, and I'm returning from the dead and from hiatus (hopefully) with a piece of fresh meat to accompany my little girl. This is Kaiba he's from the anime/manga Akuma no Lesbians Riddle. Literally one of the two token male characters on that show. If you like gay girls and assassins, you should check it out.

So, he's a teacher, but not the ordinary kind, because he teachers... at a school for assassins. Here, he will be a teacher again, so hide the kids. He has some kinda nihilistic world views, no trouble calling a student a 'worthless existence' and he loooves riddles and texting you useless shit at unfitting moments.
Deep down he cares that you find your inner balance, I swear.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is really bullshit though. One time the mangaka of his series drew a body pillow design for him and that's it, that's his redeeming quality.

Have fun with this bag of dicks.